mat; /maat/ n. meaning: bloody fucking awesome
slytherin, seventh year
taking names, breaking hearts
look your fill, ladies.
Well hello there Mathias.
Miss Black, it’s a pleasure as always.
Well, ain’t that a kick in the robes! How’s it hanging Potter? *ruffles hair obnoxiously* Hear from Cyn that you’ve got some epic prank in the works - sounds brilliant!
Matty! Long time no see, how have you been, mate?! ‘course! since when the marauders aren’t not up to no good?
No complaints here! Making new friends with the pretty birds - *winks* - same old, same old. How about you? Any new pretty thing catching your eye?
I’m not going anywhere anytime soon, baby girl. You are stuck with me and my gorgeous face til the end of time. *gives her a cheesy grin* You’re the only one who can put up with me, and that’s pretty priceless to me. So you better stick around too, you hear?
The only one? Oh, sweetie, you’re blind, deaf, and dumb if you think you don’t have a hoard of admirers behind you at every turn. Of course, they’re missing right now, because I’m a jealous beast.
You won’t be getting rid of me soon, love.
*snorts* Hope you didn’t kill ‘em all Cyn. I don’t think even the two of us could get away with mass murder. But you know what I mean babe - they’ll put up with me for a bit, and we’ll have our fun. But you actually put up with me day in and day out. That deserves a medal babydoll and you know it.
But I won’t deny that my milkshake brings all the girls to the grounds.
we should hold a hunger games contest for the rights to mathias’ butt
may the odds be ever on mathias’ ass
Well, ain’t that a kick in the robes! How’s it hanging Potter? *ruffles hair obnoxiously* Hear from Cyn that you’ve got some epic prank in the works - sounds brilliant!
Yes, ma’am. *grins back, though almost self-deprecating now* You know you’re too good for the likes of me, beautiful. You’re like a whole stratosphere beyond me. But if you ever feel like slumming it, you’ve always got me. *pecks a kiss to her cheek*
Slumming it? Oh, baby, you know it’s only a slum when I don’t have your gorgeous face to smile at. Promise me you won’t take that back any time soon. +knocks her shoulder gently against his and grins+
I’m not going anywhere anytime soon, baby girl. You are stuck with me and my gorgeous face til the end of time. *gives her a cheesy grin* You’re the only one who can put up with me, and that’s pretty priceless to me. So you better stick around too, you hear?
cynthia totes volunteers
SOON BB SOON
LOLOL~ oh boy. I would offer up Marlene just to end you guys’ sorrow but I need to get the Sirius/Marlene plot rolling first xD
hahahaha, no worries, i totes understand. but if you ever need some troublemaking via sexiness, mathias is available! :D
+gives his hand a gentle smack+ Down, boy. I’m not one of those girls you’re always picking up by the side of the road. I require gentle loving and persuasion, first. The Kitten does not come cheap.
Always, love.
Yes, ma’am. *grins back, though almost self-deprecating now* You know you’re too good for the likes of me, beautiful. You’re like a whole stratosphere beyond me. But if you ever feel like slumming it, you’ve always got me. *pecks a kiss to her cheek*
